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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3525 on: 10 March 2017, 01:38:31 pm »
and marinated in

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3526 on: 10 March 2017, 02:12:43 pm »
Jose Cuervo Gold
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3527 on: 10 March 2017, 03:36:45 pm »
lubricated bumpy condoms

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3528 on: 10 March 2017, 08:11:16 pm »
For her pleasure

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3529 on: 11 March 2017, 02:00:32 am »
And safe sex

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3530 on: 11 March 2017, 05:59:18 pm »
with a seatbelt

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3531 on: 11 March 2017, 06:14:51 pm »
Strapped to your

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3532 on: 11 March 2017, 06:20:58 pm »
throbbing hairy ballbag
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3533 on: 11 March 2017, 07:38:00 pm »
secured with rivets

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3534 on: 12 March 2017, 11:40:56 am »
 beginning to rust

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3535 on: 12 March 2017, 03:37:07 pm »
And cause tetanus

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3536 on: 12 March 2017, 04:54:11 pm »
As he farted

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3537 on: 13 March 2017, 11:32:11 am »
in her face
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3538 on: 13 March 2017, 11:42:42 am »
While pissing in

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3539 on: 13 March 2017, 04:24:49 pm »
Nicola Sturgeons arse.............

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3540 on: 13 March 2017, 08:43:11 pm »
Gaped wide by....

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3541 on: 13 March 2017, 08:48:47 pm »
2" gaffer tape
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3542 on: 14 March 2017, 02:43:04 pm »
and an expander

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3543 on: 14 March 2017, 03:20:05 pm »
Shaped like a

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3544 on: 14 March 2017, 05:42:57 pm »
Alex Salmond lookalike..........

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3545 on: 14 March 2017, 07:38:46 pm »
Tossing his caber

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3546 on: 15 March 2017, 02:25:35 pm »
all over himself

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3547 on: 15 March 2017, 04:01:15 pm »
Big back yard

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3548 on: 15 March 2017, 08:28:33 pm »
and really hard

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3549 on: 15 March 2017, 09:39:02 pm »
Like cold lard