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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #250 on: 17 June 2019, 06:04:08 PM »
I just bought myself a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.

No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen!

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #251 on: 19 June 2019, 09:42:29 PM »
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #252 on: 19 June 2019, 10:18:47 PM »

If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?


A load of B******S :lol
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #253 on: 05 July 2019, 10:27:14 PM »
When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.


Since then I have got a dog, bought a motorbike, shagged two hookers and spent nearly a grand on booze and drugs.


She'll go fucking mental when she gets back from work...

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #254 on: 06 July 2019, 11:07:13 AM »
"What's the problem, Constable? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic."

"You released ostriches, Sir..."

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #255 on: 08 July 2019, 07:26:44 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzqM3GNlVFu/?igshid=8vde4clp6jk6

Not sure if this link will work... hes a fucking idiot but it did tickle me :rollin:

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #256 on: 11 July 2019, 10:29:02 PM »
I wasn't sure where to put this, but...

I'm stuck on a crossword clue, I was wondering if anyone could help?

The clue is simply "Postbox"

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #257 on: 12 July 2019, 06:41:51 AM »
I am NOT going to ask the obvious question  :lol :lol :lol


.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #258 on: 12 July 2019, 10:03:24 AM »
Why is the manager of the England WOMEN'S football team a man ?Surely one for the sexual equality team???
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #259 on: 12 July 2019, 10:12:36 AM »
I am NOT going to ask the obvious question  :lol :lol :lol


.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??

Lots, it's a post box! :D

(At this point I'll admit that I got caught by it yesterday...  :o )

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #260 on: 12 July 2019, 10:24:49 AM »
That sort of humour should be stamped out  :rolleyes

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #261 on: 12 July 2019, 02:51:04 PM »
First class comment mtread  ;)
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #262 on: 12 July 2019, 09:33:40 PM »
First class comment mtread  ;)


Well delivered  :lol
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #263 on: 12 July 2019, 10:47:50 PM »
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Well delivered  [/size]

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #264 on: 13 July 2019, 12:07:05 AM »
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Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)

These things need to be posted elsewhere !

Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #265 on: 13 July 2019, 12:59:01 AM »
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Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)


These things need to be posted elsewhere !

🏍 The original was ‘The postman lost his mail’ how many letters ‘ A f——g great bag full’ actually it is not even funny that way.

How are all you foccers doing?

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #266 on: 13 July 2019, 02:09:02 PM »
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Well delivered 

Is it me you're addressing?  ;)


These things need to be posted elsewhere !

🏍 The original was ‘The postman lost his mail’ how many letters ‘ A f——g great bag full’ actually it is not even funny that way.

How are all you foccers doing?


Im ok thanks. Decent ride out up derbyshire this week, currently cracking on with the summerhouse, roof to do this week. Trackday booked at Donny Park the week after. No growing old gracefully. Hows the chicken chaser?

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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #267 on: Today at 05:25:11 AM »
Anyone who really knows me knows that i'm not into cricket, and certainly not football, but i switched over yesterday to have a butchers at the Cricket  World Cup when they were on about the last 7 overs and i must admit that it was very thrilling to watch.
Not only that.....we only went and won it as well.  :woot
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything
« Reply #268 on: Today at 08:40:37 AM »
:agree

I don't normally watch it as I find it boring though 20/20 is a lot better.

When England started batting, they were favoured 80/20 to win. By the time I went out for some dinner, it was down to 50/50 and then about 5 overs from the end it was looking more like 20/80 in NZ's favour. I didn't think they would manage it but what a finish.

Now, my understanding of Cricket is from school some 30+ years ago. 241-8 I though was a winning score compared to 241 all out. They got away with it though and then fluked that boundary to get a 6 from the knocked on ball in the super over (Who the fec knew what one of them was before yesterday?)!!
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