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Author Topic: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES  (Read 7500 times)

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Re: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES
« Reply #50 on: 06 June 2014, 07:07:01 am »
your story reminds me so much of this.....


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Re: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES
« Reply #51 on: 06 June 2014, 07:44:43 am »
I can provide a harmonica though! :lol
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Re: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES
« Reply #52 on: 06 June 2014, 11:14:45 am »
No, that's all wrong.


Everyone knows that bees are calmed by smoke so, squirt a gallon of petrol into the nest and light it.


They will mostly all die a nice calm death and the fire will dispose of the nest.


Plus you get a sunshine roof in your house !!!
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Re: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES
« Reply #53 on: 06 June 2014, 03:23:32 pm »
It's definitely badgers. They're well known for nesting in rooves

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Re: Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES
« Reply #54 on: 06 June 2014, 05:11:40 pm »
Badger,," all badgers around here are definately in danger,,,its the law of the countryside :lol


Now where is my wolfie ? :)




Actually  you should hear my Bruce doggy when he catches a badger,,hell does he go mad,,,of course i have to run over to them but its usually all over by then,,,they seem to go their different ways ,lol...naughty wolfie


I dont know if Bruce is actually scared of them or what,, but he sure makes a noise :lol
« Last Edit: 06 June 2014, 05:23:29 pm by slimwilly »
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