Date: 26-04-24  Time: 22:22 pm

Author Topic: Funny ebay bike ad  (Read 2614 times)

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #1 on: 18 April 2014, 10:48:43 am »
 :rollin :rollin

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #2 on: 18 April 2014, 10:53:29 am »



Nowt like honesty :lol
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #3 on: 18 April 2014, 01:16:43 pm »
love it.
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #4 on: 18 April 2014, 01:20:56 pm »
Excellent mate...

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #5 on: 18 April 2014, 01:40:13 pm »
Best ad in a while :lol

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #6 on: 18 April 2014, 01:44:12 pm »
Bravo..... Bravo :D:D
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #7 on: 18 April 2014, 03:03:30 pm »
Hehehe.
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #8 on: 18 April 2014, 05:26:25 pm »
I bet he sells it! :lol

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #9 on: 19 April 2014, 09:17:00 am »
Very Funny  :rollin
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #10 on: 19 April 2014, 05:04:03 pm »
pmsl!!!  :rollin
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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #11 on: 19 April 2014, 05:50:41 pm »
"young spunker" :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2yTtFPM7Xc

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #12 on: 19 April 2014, 06:00:14 pm »
Very Funny pmsl :rollin   


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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #13 on: 19 April 2014, 06:45:44 pm »
...little bell whacker  :rollin

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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #14 on: 21 April 2014, 10:29:36 am »
always liked this ad


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Re: Funny ebay bike ad
« Reply #15 on: 22 April 2014, 07:51:31 am »
He could have mentioned the colour  :lol