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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #25 on: 03 April 2014, 08:53:07 PM »
i happen to have given the lawnmower away long before i moved to this gaff...good job really as i heard gravel chews the blades right up... i hate gardening so come and do your girl thing with them if that is what does it for you... i will video it and make some money, sure there will be someone out there who gets off on that sorta thing  :D
It'd be a seriously rare fetishist who would take that beast on

BTW glad the 'fogs' don't work. not keen on blue lights on anything other than emergency vehicles
« Last Edit: 03 April 2014, 08:56:03 PM by midden »
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #26 on: 03 April 2014, 08:59:10 PM »
agreed ;)

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #27 on: 03 April 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #28 on: 04 April 2014, 12:09:34 AM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #29 on: 04 April 2014, 12:23:27 AM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #30 on: 04 April 2014, 09:47:16 AM »
Welcome Salty Roxy.....I hope you're not offended easily or taken in by Slim Willy and his sleazy attempts to get you into the woods....... or Christo as he may sound a like a smooth talking Frenchman but he is one ugly foccer with a squinty face......me?.......well I'm an angry foul mouthed big Scottish filth bag with no morals....so foc u bitch :lol

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #31 on: 04 April 2014, 02:28:19 PM »
Hello Roxy, I am of the female variety, got to admit although i read this forum every day as its a wealth of very helpful informative complete nutters  :rolleyes  i dont post too often lol
 

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #32 on: 04 April 2014, 02:43:19 PM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #33 on: 04 April 2014, 03:06:51 PM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
:rollin :rollin
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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #34 on: 04 April 2014, 03:52:50 PM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
:rollin :rollin

Brilliant.....lets not forget she could throw him of the bus for being smarmy

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #35 on: 04 April 2014, 03:57:21 PM »
Welcome & nice looking Fazer-very smart ! Enjoy the forum & take no notice of the banter-sounds like you can handle the banter! :lol
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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #36 on: 04 April 2014, 06:37:40 PM »
I once had a bus stop for me when I was pushing 400N home we tried getting thew bike on board bus but the middle hand rail prevented it so I'd of had to hold it in with back end hanging out the doors.  Bummer really as he was going to about 200 yds from where I lived:)
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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #37 on: 04 April 2014, 07:40:14 PM »
not very sunny at the moment  :(

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Re: Newbie girlie foccer
« Reply #38 on: 04 April 2014, 08:47:34 PM »
Welcome, sense of humour which you will need with all these daft Foccers and the fastest colour slowed down by the black fairing   :lol

You mean a slower colour given an extra boost by the black fairing! Get it right, Unfazed!  ;)

At least it isn't blue!!  :lol :lol :lol
Or silver in the back of a Peugeot.
ChristoT you know that black ones attack cars from behind, but red ones go around cars and go faster for longer  :lol
:rollin :rollin

Brilliant.....lets not forget she could throw him of the bus for being smarmy

Bastards.
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