Author Topic: "Paul's walls"...gitcha kwalidee brickwork 'ear... (Read 6305 times)

ogri48 · « **on:** 23 October 2013, 05:25:26 pm »

Ho hum.
Shoulder op has left me unable lift a muck loaded trowel above my head, but can still lay up to chest height ok. So..a cunning plan. Just do garden walls for a year or so until it hopefully gets full movement back. I let the missus sort out the details, she said " P.R.Allen brickwork and garden walls sound crap, but I've got a catchy idea.."
Paul's walls. Ho bloody ho. She's probably right though. She ordered some magnetic signs for the van, and designed them herself. When they turned today, there's me on a scaffold last year building an extension in market deeping. Very weird having a photo of yourself on your van. Bizarre in fact. " but I look as if I have breasts in that photo. And, I ain't wearing me hard hat, hi viz etc that I obviously always wear ahem."
"Nope" she said, " it's perfect, you look like an old school friendly builder" we shall see
Paul's walls it is then. I'm tidying up the old sprinter as I go, hopefully that's got a few years left in it. Hopefully I have too...

slimwilly · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 October 2013, 05:59:54 pm »

Good to see a proper self employed tradesman, nice work

oh - and "nice tits"

Mark YPVS · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 October 2013, 06:02:52 pm »

Looks good to me, where are you based?
Mark

ogri48 · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 October 2013, 06:41:27 pm »

Norwich bud. You don't think it looks like I sell sausages or ice cream then blokes? I was more worried about that than showing me moobs....

Mark YPVS · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 October 2013, 07:03:34 pm »

Ha ha no you don't look like an ice cream seller

and wheres your Norwich City FC sticker !!!

Yes im a fan

Mark

Lazarus · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 October 2013, 07:44:40 pm »

so "Thickie Brickie" wasnt considered ?

red98 · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 October 2013, 08:05:50 pm »

oi....mr p walls.....those two signs on the side aint straight.......hope your walls are

catchy name and a clean van....creates a good impression

[size=78%]...my walls need rebuilding but too far away [/size] $:\$

Exupnut · « **Reply #7 on:** 23 October 2013, 08:32:39 pm »

U got bigger nips than my mrs

ogri48 · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 October 2013, 08:38:00 pm »

Lol there magnetic..I just flung em on today to see what they looked like after I'd washed the van. Brickies ain't thick it's just a rumour started by chippies.

I bloody hate football mark, don't support anybugger, never have done. The missus has helped out, she's put a couple on her motor.

Exupnut my missus is a 34ff so at least I know she's got bigger nips than me, that's all that matters

Just had to change that.
, when I told her I'd put about her having 44ff on the forum shesaid " their 34ff, they will think I'm a right bloater" old age is so confusing...

red98 · « **Reply #9 on:** 23 October 2013, 08:50:17 pm »

ah...thats straight.....get mrs ogri to re-fix the ones on your van

Doddsie · « **Reply #10 on:** 23 October 2013, 10:13:29 pm »

The number on the car is different to the one on the van!!

Doddsie · « **Reply #11 on:** 23 October 2013, 10:14:16 pm »

......... ONLY JOKING, but I bet you went and checked!!

ogri48 · « **Reply #12 on:** 23 October 2013, 11:23:00 pm »

Yes I bloody did!

locksmith · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 October 2013, 09:47:02 am »

Think we need a side by side piccie of you both and we'll decide the biggest nips issue

Typical rusting sprinter

get some white paint over the dodgy bits!

taylor · « **Reply #14 on:** 25 October 2013, 08:18:27 pm »

rusting sprinter

, you wanna see my 2001 transit lol, that's rust, good luck paul theres plenty of work about bud, everyone is very busy.

noggythenog · « **Reply #15 on:** 25 October 2013, 08:40:21 pm »

............."no wall too small".............don't tell them about the 4 foot height limits though

Van looks good ogri, your missus has done a good job to be fair & having a picture of yourself suggests honesty & a bit of pride in your work.... unlike a cowboy who'd want to be hidden from all sight.

....a little bit o rust suggests that the van is well used & hence you are popular but at the same time it is not degraded enough to suggest that you'll take the clients money & do a runner to pay for a raging drug habit..

& who aint gonna remember the name if they decide they need a wall.....nobody.

All good likes!

ogri48 · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 October 2013, 04:46:35 pm »

Thanks blokes, the vans gotta last a few years yet, weird how sprinters have such good lumps but crap pre paint bodywork.

rayburn600 · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 October 2013, 07:02:01 pm »

34ff We don't believe you!

ogri48 · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 October 2013, 09:38:46 pm »

Focced if you don't.....

Well, we ever make a meet you can strike up a conversation with her by asking lol. In the meantime here's my lovely missus having tea tonight down by the beach. I do love this woman. We met late in life( I'm 53 she's 43) but we think exactly alike and both work just so we can travel, either on the bike or otherwise. She is beautifull, loyal, kind, brave, tender and adventurous, and though I don't really believe in god if I did I'd thank him every day for her.

noggythenog · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 October 2013, 10:03:12 pm »

well done ogri & for being a good sport putting a pic up, both of yous.

Im a 31 year old whippersnapper & even i say a very nice looking lady indeed.& nice comments about her, youll be getting browney points tonight for showing her those comments.

ill leave it there and leave all the dodgy comments to the other pervs

, wouldnt be foc-u without them.

CRH · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 October 2013, 10:10:18 pm »

Quote from: noggythenog on 26 October 2013, 10:03:12 pm

well done ogri & for being a good sport putting a pic up, both of yous.

Im a 31 year old whippersnapper & even i say a very nice looking lady indeed.& nice comments about her, youll be getting browney points tonight for showing her those comments.

ill leave it there and leave all the dodgy comments to the other pervs , wouldnt be foc-u without them.

.....ime saying foc all?.....well apart from?.....are they real coconut trees in the background

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ogri48 · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 October 2013, 10:09:53 am »

Yup the tres are deffo real.as is the alcohol hic.have got on the habit of drinking endless cocktails then jumping in the pool, finding some horrible Russian who's basking( it's nicely sparsely populated this tom of year) then swimming around him while I relieve myself. Got caught out yesterday but only because i didntrealis pooh floats ho foc in ho :-) I'm a bit pissed now in truth but then it is midday, and when alls said and done the English have a reputation to uphold abroad, I'm doing my level best. ah, time for the loo, gotta go.

CRH · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 October 2013, 10:40:21 am »

Quote from: ogri48 on 27 October 2013, 10:09:53 am

Yup the tres are deffo real.as is the alcohol hic.have got on the habit of drinking endless cocktails then jumping in the pool, finding some horrible Russian who's basking( it's nicely sparsely populated this tom of year) then swimming around him while I relieve myself. Got caught out yesterday but only because i didntrealis pooh floats ho foc in ho :-) I'm a bit pissed now in truth but then it is midday, and when alls said and done the English have a reputation to uphold abroad, I'm doing my level best. ah, time for the loo, gotta go.

....

...well ya not missin much over here matey?...rain, rain,rain, high winds.more fkn rain!!!...your defo in the right place

...ps, yes on closer inspection them coconuts do look real?

....lucky bstd

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red98 · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 October 2013, 11:04:07 am »

bastid.....you got it all......very nice ogri,your a lucky man

locksmith · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 October 2013, 09:52:19 am »

Lookin at the last pic, are you in Australia?