Maybe the problem is the topic... you haven't told us
what you want for Christmas.
With all the stress of trying to think of suitable presents, shite films on TV, crap music on the radio and the supermarkets crammed with shoppers (why do these stores pile extra stuff on the ends of the aisles to make it extra difficult to squeeze past?)... all I want for Christmas is the whole bloody season to be over.
Here's my contribution: Humbugs (as in "Bah, humbug").